Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Lets just hope I do not need to travel in THAT ambulance.
People have all different sort of sins or addiction, some to alcohol, drugs, gambling... yeah, its a fuckup world. Me? I have a different addiction.. MSG or monosodium gluatamete.. or something like that. Nothing beats a packet of 'flavoured' chips, except maybe threesome.
My favorite food! all laced with msg. I dont think I can bear a day without msg food. All that explained to my receding hairline. MSG and High cholestrol food.
Why do harmful food tastes so nice? Or is it that I now have issues with food? I'll think it over with some pork-chop, chips, fries, and ice-cream today.
Monday, June 26, 2006
It was Girlboy birthday and he gave us all colleague a treat in his father's restaurant. The food is great, after the lunch out the cake and we sang birthday song which I obnoxiously sang LOUD-LOUD to embarassed him in front of other customers.. hehe.
Yay! M.C. for the day!
Sure enough later the day some of the office staff travel in this vehicle.. and I mean THAT vehicle looks like some World War 2 leftovers. I can imagine conversation goes like that in the ambulance during rush hour emergency cases.
Patient: It's too hot, can't breathe!
Paramedic: Sorry! But the air-cond is out of service.
Patient: [gasping for air]
Paramedic: Driver, whats taking so long?
Ambulance driver: Sorry, rush hour jam and the bateries out. Can't put on the siren.
Paramedic: Well, just make sure we can reach by lunch time, I'm starving.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLBOY!
p/s: lets hope this time they have prettier nurse.
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
post 20jun06 14:47
blinky asked why am I playing with numbers when world cup is going on. Cause I'm a sucker for numbers and you can't really gamble $1 with someone can't you?
post 21jun06 14:14
again, the number I bought yesterday 1155 came out 1154! ^$@x!$%!#$z *beep *beep!!!
buying again today! keep you finger crossed!
Friday, June 16, 2006
LZ: here got 1000 channel
LZ: but dono which channel can watch world cup
me: got WahLaiToi channel or not? hehehe
LZ: a lot channels need to pay
LZ: here got a lot porn channel
LZ: its crazy
LZ: i thought muslim country cannot
me: huh? islamic country.. all hypocrite one
LZ: got around 20 channel like that
me: hehe.. i want to move there already
LZ: shocked when i saw
LZ: men here very horny
LZ: if no islam, dono wat'll happen to them
me: i know... arab people like that one... read arabian nights and u will know...
LZ: wherever we go sure got car honk at us
LZ: or follow us
LZ: some cars purposely turn back to see us
LZ: some even talk to us, or throw his phone number out
me: huah.. wait they abduct wo...
LZ: my friends met one even worst
LZ: ask them to get into his car and offer 500
LZ: think they are prostitutes
me: do part time
LZ: are u crazy!?
And they say these place are hardcore religious. A misfit in Arab perhaps? Next time we should publish a book like this
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Question: How are you today?
I hate you for asking this!
Fine, just very fucked up!
Not good, but not dead yet!
What?! (they ask again) Huh?! What?!.. (repeat infinitely)
Good! in fact I've just won enough money in lottery to hire a hitman... what for?! to shoot anyone who ask this stupid question.
I don't know, just woke up from the meeting earlier.
What?! Your Wife/Girlfriend didn't tell you about the great time we had last night?
No, I haven't won the jackpot yet.
Darn bored! Entertain me!
Hahahahahaha! Huh? You're not joking?
How convenient of you asking after I spend the last hour diarrhea in toilet.
Don't ask me that! It's bad luck to answer it? (and act like some religious shit)
Do you really care? Or you're just another two face prick?
Do you really care?.. You do? then can I hang out with you everyday? better still, can i move in with you? No? I knew you're a two face prick!
And my favourite
Poor, until you can find my name under the definition of 'Poor' in dictionary!
p/s: I've actually used most of them but get different results
cafuheva: same as yesterday
n305er: What you want?
spanker: Horny, how are you?
aLittleMisfit: still same
Monday, June 05, 2006
So, I pass my extra 4 tickets to my cousin, Cousin-N. Well, this cousin is the clubbing type; so naturally it would be fun for him. Me? I would be going with MyGF. I anticipate that it would be fun with the buildup going on, few international DJs, large area in a theme park; it seems going to be one hell of party. Boy, am I wrong. It is another of the misfit case that I never wanted to admit will happen before it fucking actually happen.
Due to unexpected family matters by MyGF, we arrived to the party nearly 11p.m (party started 8p.m). First, they charge $5 for the parking, "Fine!" I think, but finding parking space proves difficult, which thanks to those dumbass organizer's staff who guided me over 500 METERS away from avenue. After all the huffing and puffing, I finally reach the place which my ever amazing Cousin-N not even reaches A-Farmosa (He went with his group of friends). Even worst is that there were even enough parking for Godzillas to mate right in front of the avenue.
So, I spent another 30 minutes outside of the avenue waiting for Cousin-N to arrive. Luckily MyGF didn't mind waiting with me. While I was waiting, I saw some people leaving already. Mummers like "boring!", "nothing!", "like a disco", "like fun fare" were among the stuff I've overheard. Pardon my photo's not sharp as I only uses my camera phone for all the snapshot.
When I've finally entered the "Party", I was disappointed. I mean, this WAS supposed to be a World Fucking Cup Party! The only connection I saw with soccer is the big replica of the world cup trophy, a booth with countries body painting, neon light arranged to look like a ball, and beanbag chair which the "bean" is tiny balls. That's it, the connection end. The party is actually an open air disco, the DJs on a stage playing house music where people below “shaking”, or showing their stuff, some just stand there (me included) looking at the light. “Must NOT follow light!”, “Must NOT follow light!” Oh well, at least there were other misfits too.
I deem this party not successful. Most people were not dancing, and even less people actually respond to the DJs. Maybe because there wasn’t enough drink to go around. Hehe, speaking of drinks, sorry, seems the $60 a ticket wasn’t enough to cover any drinks. So there I was, spending the time walking around. There’s an instance where all of us were very near to the stage, the speaker was SOOO loud that I can barely breathe. Cousin-N was starting to dance and seems enjoying himself, whether he dances himself or the chick he brought purposely ignored him, which I couldn’t figure out. Top that with some sweaty shirtless guys dancing nearby, holding hands and hugging with his mates looks gay to me. Oh My GOD! They ARE gays. Hehe. In this stage I might as well join the dance, except when me and MyGF together, we put the B in boring. I just can’t start to “Go with the beat!” awkwardly I look like a drowning pelican, or a choking flamingo.
Half an hour later Cousin-N called,
Cousin-N: “Hey! Where are you?”
Me: “On the way back home already.”
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Ok, back to topic, the great QUESTION here is....
HOW do I act like the husband and get away with it?
and the darn wife seems OK to be boss around by the husband.. and I wonder, why can't I be like that jerk too and get away with it? Well, seems some people are born jerk and lucky. This guy would get my vote for "Husband of the Year" award... and after they left the wife call in to check on some stuff. She talked to my colleague Boygirl! AND she unbelievably told Boygirl I am good looking. WTF? Me?! A balding fatass! Seems to get me interested! hehe, threesome here perhaps.. Oh well, that means I'm gonna be the office laughing stock for some period now. Hmmm..... threesome..
Q: Why can't I fit in anywhere?
A: How the hell I know!