Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Considering Needs

Canon EOS 1000D

I want buy this, should I buy it? Amit my every growing debts?

See this post must answer.. no answer will be cursed!!!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Monday, November 24, 2008

Wedding of the Flies

Another of my longtime pal Samuraiman got married on the weekend. FYI, the bride is from Singapore  so most of the "Sisters" are friends of Samuraiman and me.

Revenge of the "Sisters"

The calculating "Sisters"

It seems there was a "housefly season" courtesy of the nearby latex plant. So the flies were SO VAST in numbers, they could cover the daylight if all of them flew up the skies. They are even *gaphs* thicker than the "sisters" ICI.

Well, during the stopover at the Samuraiman's home, I introduces the Singaporean "sisters" of our latest hometown specialties - HOUSEFLY.

And no joke, the wedding lunch is full flies, I don't know who is more irritated. Us for having to keep swaying one arm while using the next one eating, or the flies who have to keep finding an opening for food.


The uninvited guest


And that still happen when we are waving our hand madly. Happy wedding day Samuraiman!!! We are happy for you despite the flies.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Corny Lines

Some of the corny likes I've seen lately... I wonder if I'll ever have the chance to test them :-D

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...

I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Another Supply

Another Supply coming in. I hope this may help me feel better.


Monday, November 17, 2008

Slipper Hunter

At the site office where I was working does not allow us to wear shoes inside, to help keeping the place clean. So most of us wear slippers inside. Well, to keep the office cleans was always a problem as we ALWAYS wear our slippers outside. Thus bringing the dust in with our slippers. We are so understanding peoples LOL!

Anyway, the problem for me is, someone else who does not buy their own slippers ALWAYS use mine. So, everytime I have to move around the consultant office asking,

"Anyone saw my slippers?" or "Who the fuck use my slipper again?!"

It is so sad that an RE have to hunt around his own slipper T_T

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Ice Cream?!

Text message between me and Girlboy yesterday

girlBoy: Yesterday got makan ice cream?
me: What ice cream?

girlBoy: Play ski la
me: Ha? What?

girlBoy: Massage la

FYI, ~when I was a little boy~... ~I tell the others~ ... what will I be.... I mean, sorry, got carried away, ice creams means blowjob... and I WILL NOT MAKAN ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!@@!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Friday, November 07, 2008

Potty Call Story

It was another normal clear sky morning. I was just sitting down in my site office after a breakfast session i.e. snaking with some fellow consultant ranting about the work on site. With the current slow work at site, I've decided to go back my head office and snake, I mean finished up some reports. That's when the initial feeling to shat came.

I thought to myself. OK OK I'll go back home, ease myself, then head back to office.
My junior engineer: I don't understand why can't you just use the site office toilet.
Me: Err.. I'm fussy where to put my ass today, especially when it will get burned tomorrow.

So, like a good driver, I drove home. Abiding the law of the road. And then was the second wave of tummy attack. GRRrooowwwlllll..... Oh-uh.. not good. And I drove faster. The drive was normally 15 minutes, but felt like eternity. I started overtaking all those site-seeing turtles, but at the same time not doing any sudden movement. I need to stay still, any sudden movement may trigger the bomb in my tummy.

The feelings is near unbearable, it felt like I was going to explode. I pumped up the stereo, hoping to divert some attention away. The body seems to know my vicinity away from home, cause it growl like hell just when I was turning in the housing corner.

Upon reaching my house, I grimaced and reach for my house key. It was holding the shit back like stopping a rampaging bulls in Spain. Then,

I FORGOT TO BRING OUT THE HOUSE KEY!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to shit in my pants.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Sadness Cometh

The day before yesterday was among the days when I really felt sad. No certain reason whatsoever, I just standing around, and certain excessively sadness just struck me.


Perhaps I am ungrateful, perhaps I am greedy. But I AM SAD!!!! :(

Monday, November 03, 2008

Post missing 20-million

Come to think of it, its a really sort of a sign. I did talk to myself... If not strike the mega jackpot, at least win some to ease on the debts... and WAALAAA!!!!

:sob: :sob: :sob: almost made me a believer again.
but for 20mil... I can believe in anything..... :sob: :sob: :sob:

Oh btw, the next person who says "what's not yours is not yours"
curse u go eeer... diablo how many level... 50?
curse u 51 level of hell..... for 18 generation!

OK, me hate b'days. Really doesn't fell like "my" day. But I really appreciate Jewel sing b'day song for me on the phone, short version one.... YAY~! And of course, all other wishes. Surprisingly, my mom send me b'day message the earliest in the morning. Thanks ma! and I thought she hates me the most, and would rather hug her two dogs than me.

I am almost a 20 millionaire


Oh.. the difference between 20mil and 3k.. :sob: :sob: :sob:

Today gonna be a sucky birthday for me I guess. :sob: :sob: :sob: My debt pressure is rising :sob: :sob:

So I'm gonna take this money and spent it like no tomorrow :sob: :sob: :sob:

Saturday, November 01, 2008

My Lunch


SOOO FULL THAT I AM; This is my lunch the next day.